Step Five: It’s not called flakiness, it’s called letting your plans evolve. The last time anybody I know made and stuck to solid plans was somewhere around the spring of 1989, when no one but yuppies in the movies carried cell phones, because they were still the size of bricks. We’re not flaky, it’s just that often times something better comes up. Sure, on a Monday afternoon it sounds like a great idea to go see the new 3D Wes Craven movie with you this weekend. But on Saturday afternoon we all of a sudden remember our friend’s art opening is that night and then Sarah texts about this loft party where the guy from our favorite band Slaughtered Twin’s new side project Half Absorbed Twin Fetus is playing their first ever show, and, well, we’re not going to miss that.

On a related note, sorry about not returning your phone call. Next time text, email, IM, Facebook or direct-message at us. We’ll probably respond in a few minutes, instead of the week it took us to realize you’d left us a voicemail.

(Source: t.co)